Bill Clinton has some crazy conspiracy theories! Let him tell them to you!

As much as I’ve disapproved of, well, most of the Clinton campaign’s tactics over the past several months, the things Bill says make Hillary look like a saint. Here’s a funny story about his craaaaazy conspiracy theories that he’s now circulating in South Dakota. Here are a few choice (read: craaaaaazy) quotes from the story.

Clinton also suggested that some were trying to “cover up” Hillary Clinton’s chances of winning in key states that Democrats will have to win in the general election.

” ‘Oh, this is so terrible: The people they want her. Oh, this is so terrible: She is winning the general election, and he is not. Oh, my goodness, we have to cover this up.’ ”

Clinton did not expound on who he was accusing.

“She is winning the general election today, and he is not, according to all the evidence,” Clinton said. “And I have never seen anything like it. I have never seen a candidate treated so disrespectfully just for running.

“If you notice, there hasn’t been a lot of publicity on these polls I just told you about,” he said. “It is the first time you’ve heard it? Why do you think that is? Why do you think? Don’t you think if the polls were the reverse and he was winning the Electoral College against Sen. McCain and Hillary was losing it, it would be blasted on every television station?”

He added, “You would know it, wouldn’t you? It wouldn’t be a little secret. And there is another Electoral College poll that I saw yesterday had her over 300 electoral votes. … She will win the general election if you nominate her. They’re just trying to make sure you don’t.”

I mean, I can understand and perhaps even agree that the mainstream media has been easier on Obama during the primaries, but this kind of talk goes beyond merely insulting the press to sounding out and out crazy. It’s such a shame that Bill Clinton has continued to drag his name through the mud for nothing over the past few months. After all of his recent comments, I don’t even want him back in the White House.

Bill Clinton: ‘Coverup’ hiding Hillary Clinton’s chances – [CNN]

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3 Responses

  1. Right, because obviously the polls dictate what actually will happen in the future. Jon Stewart had fun with this one yesterday.

  2. This is so pathetic. It is really sad because I have no respect for the Clinton’s anymore. For one, there are a lot of polls showing Obama winning, and two, it is still May. Repeat the term “Bush’s Third Term” and let Florida and Michigan get to know Obama and the Democrats will be cruising to the White House this November, without any help from the Clintons.

  3. Ahhhh Bill… you’re a crazy cracka with ginormous hands, apparently good for fondling all the “truth” out of every primary-related poll. Props, brotha… you at least made us smile.

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